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If you rub your pen, and it smells like camphor, it's celluloid (cellulose nitrate).
If you rub your pen and it smells like rubber, it's hard rubber.
If you rub your pen and it smells sort of sour, it's possibly bakelite.
If you rub your pen and it smells like cedar, it's a pencil.
If you rub your pen and it smells like steamed broccoli and carrots, it's an Omas made from vegetal resin.
If you rub your pen and it smells like roasted poultry, it's really a Pelikan (they all smell like chicken).
If you rub your pen and smells like rum mixed with the ocean, it's a Sailor. Without the rum, it's a Mare or a Nettuno.
If you rub your pen and it sheds its cap, nib & feed and dribs ink all over you, it's a very excited Krone.
If you rub your pen and everybody around you applauds, it's a Triumph.
If you rub your pen and it smells like burning rubber, it's a Harley Davidson.
If you rub your pen and you're a C average student, but you get into Yale anyway because your Daddy and his Daddy went there, it's a Legacy.
If you rub your pen and it smells like motor oil, it's a Porsche.
If you rub your pen and you can't smell anything because your nose is pointed too high up in the air, it's a Montblanc.
And if you rub your pen and someone who's not a pen collector sees you doing it, you've got some explaining to do....
